talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
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her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
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Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
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