you're like a bully in the Christmas story
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
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way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
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That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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