it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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