Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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