The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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