Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
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Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
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Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
WHY DID YOU INVITE ALEX?!?
Because she offered to bring a keg.
And also because you fucked her in an alley last week and I'm trying to be a good friend.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
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