You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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