Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
so let's talk penis.
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
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