Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
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