Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
Another thing to add to the list of things not to do while I'm drunk......explain to the upstairs neighborr how to have quiet orgasams......she now thinks I want to be part of a threesome......fuck my life
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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