ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
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