Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
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.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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