Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
Randomize
