we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
I came out of bedroom with my jeans on backwards, zipped AND buttoned. I have inconceivable talents whilst intoxicated.
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
They have beer where we have blood.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
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