There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
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