It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
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