Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
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