we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
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good thing vaginas are great cup holders
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
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I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
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