im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall