who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
The Internet Is Obsessed With This Stripper Who Dropped It Low Just To Eat A Slice Of Pizza
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
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