pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
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