other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
He's a Shit stain on my heart
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
How do I put this... You're dating Ricky from Trailer Park Boys. Stop eye-fucking him and actually listen to what he says for once. He actually said "I self-learned that myself, basically" while rolling a joint. He's worse than your unskilled magician ex that accidentally cut off three of his own fingers
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
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