all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
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OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
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Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
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