i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
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I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
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you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
Afterwards the first thing I said was, "You know, you're probably the first guy who has ever gotten laid wearing Star Wars pajama bottoms."
This can only be settled by a dance off.
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
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