He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
Randomize
