I molested 6 butterflies tonight
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
third nipple confirmed
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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