Its about making memories worth repressing
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
Randomize
