My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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