Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
I think my moral compass just broke
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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