So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
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Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
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Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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