the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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