What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
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