I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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