put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
Randomize
