ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
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I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
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it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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