i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
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I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
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I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
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