I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
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You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
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You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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