For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
i dont even know how to be here
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
COOKIE DOUGH CUPCAKES ARE A THING
Did you really just send me a blank text in response to news as awesome as that?
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
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