Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
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