After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
My life is pants optional.
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