My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
I told my mom happy mother's day then rubbed my belly and said "Oh, and happy grandmother's day too..." She started sobbing. You were right, that wasn't the best way to tell her.
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Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
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I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
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