he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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