also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
I smell stomach acid.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
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Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
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I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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