why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
I thought turtle was a code word for weed until he pulled out a baby turtle from his pocket and said "$20 for a turtle"
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
my poor anus
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
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