that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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