did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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