If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
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