she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
we thought you were sober enough for a movie but you took one look at emily blunt and screamed "aw this bitch?!" and passed out 30 seconds later
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
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But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
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Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
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