It's true. Ladies love me because I'm so strong and they feel safe. Not because of my pseudo charm and their impaired judgement after several drinks...
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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