Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
Randomize