I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
Drunkenly found an error on my bar tab last night. THANK YOU ACCOUNTING.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
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It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
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I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
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