her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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