So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
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the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
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You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
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