so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Your dad touched me again.
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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