k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
There are so many birds around me. And squirrels. I feel like that chick from Enchanted...but like if she had a dick and made poor life decisions.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I ate an entire popcorn ball before bed. I know that because there is popcorn stuck to my poncho. Also. I'm still drunk. Also. I made out with a 19 year old. Also. #barnparties
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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