Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I wish I only lived at night.
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
Ketchup is God's man juice
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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